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Yo... First post by me. Hooray. I'm gonna sign this so I'm not gonna bother naming myself right now. Anyway, Life sucks, and I'm loving every minute of it. Sad isn't it? When a day seems to take more than 24 hours you know you're life is screwed, and in keeping with that logic, I ought to be dead right now.
Bottomline: Life, as we know it, sucks. Can I hear the crowd say Amen please? Think about it. Who here goes through a day and thinks 'WOW that was a PERFECT day.'? If so, please tell me your secret. Please. I have actual unforged money.
Now, if life is so bad, why am I loving it? Simple. I'm not gonna let a small thing like life get me down. If the world wants to be obnoxious and piss me off at every opportunity, I'm gonna retaliate by being an ass in the only way I know how. Have a big smile on my face while that big thing we call life is throwing something at me. Be it exams, relationship problems (none as of yet), or my nonexistant car breaking down while my nonexistant pregnant girlfriend is inside. The only way you piss off something that's attempting to piss you off is to be happy while he's attempting to piss you off. So smile. No matter what happens.
Remember boys and girls, smile and the world smiles with you, laugh and the world laughs with you but fart and we'll leave you alone. Have a good one guys.
~~~~Life is like a sewer. What you put in affects what you get out of it. Also, it's full of crap.~~~~Darryl Foo
save me
from myself
