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I felt bored today, so I decided to write. Yes, I still have a project due and I might have work to do for English, but I either can't remember or couldn't give a damn. I forgot which. Anyway, since we're all so caught up in it, I decided to talk about exams.
Ah yes. That dreaded five letter word. Exams. All together now. Ecksamms. There we go. We all know what they are, We all hate them. If you don't, please email me and tell me your secret. Or better yet, post it for the world to know. We need it.
Anyway, I'll continue as if we DO hate them. Now, why do we have to do them? Its quite simple really. Exams are there to, and I just know this will blow your mind, examine us. Yes cheem stuff I know. Anyway, why do we need to be examined in this way? Simple. To prove we are worthy.
What we're trying to prove is pretty obvious. We want to prove that we are R0x()/\/\3 enough to be promoted to next year's class. If we don't make it, we won't be one of the cool kids. Of course, you might think "Screw exams. Who gives half a fuck?" Now, let me ask you this. Would you let a doctor who hadn't passed his exams touch you? Come to think of it, would you let him anywhere near you if he hadn't ACED them? Personally, no one is touching me unless I'm out cold, but whatever.
Exams are there to make sure some two-bit hack doesn't go around prescribing toluene as if its cold medicine. They are there to make sure that the guy in charge of a nuclear power plant doesn't decide to push buttons cuz its fun. Think of it this way.
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION WITH NO EXAMS!!!!!
Boy goes through school without ever passing anything. He can't cuz exams don't exist. He enters the workforce and decides to be a doctor cuz he thinks they have a cool uniform. Apparently he needs to be examined for fashion sense as well. Anyway, on his first patient, he mistakes aneasthetic for cough mixture and, since he doesn't know better, prescribes two bottles a day. Victi.... Patient dies in deep sleep.
Moral of the story? Label all your bottles to avoid legal action.
There we go. Hope this put things in perspective.
What, you're done already?
Yes.
But this one is freakin' short.
I know.
We've been robbed.
I'm not getting paid. =P
Darryl Foo
save me
from myself
